St.
Paul of the Cross Retreat Center
Thought
for the Day
Last
Updated May 21, 2001
Recall
Notice
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary
and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in
the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in
the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This
defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S-I-N, because it's
primary symptom is loss of moral judgment. Other symptoms
include:
.
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
(g) Fearful
(h) Idolatry
.
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect,
is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to
correct this SIN defect. The number to call for the recall station
in your area is 1-800-M-A-S-S-T-I-M-E-S. Once connected, please
upload your burden of SIN by pressing R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N.
.
Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how big or
small the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with:
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(a) Love
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Long-suffering
(e) Gentleness
(f) Goodness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance
.
Please see operating manual, THE HOLY CATHOLIC BIBLE, for
further details on the use of these Sacraments. Don't forget that
to
ensure this work is properly done, the help of a factory trained
technician -- a highly trained spiritual director, a priest -- is
recommended. They can be found at authorized dealers, everywhere
or by calling 1-800-M-A-S-S-T-I-M-E-S
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